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Playing the piano 

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!
Playing the piano by Cappy1 January 24, 2021

Playing the Piano 

To finger a female which such skill and technique it rivals that of pianos players.
Tod: dude i fingered that girl so good it was like i was playing the piano.
Playing the Piano by BigSenor August 22, 2011

Playing the piano 

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!
Playing the piano by Cappy1 January 24, 2021

Playing the Piano 

1. To take certain drugs. (YT: Emelody - Piano)
White keys - Cocaine (Coke)
Black keys - Heroin (Buj)

2. To finger a girl real fast like a pianist.

3. To finger two girls simultaneously which look like someone's playing the piano.
1. I was in the traphouse playing the piano
2. Last night, I played the piano like a boss.

Playing the piano 

To scratch your nuts like your playing the piano
To scratch your nuts like your playing the piano

Milk is playing the piano

A thing you might accidentally say instead of saying someone is playing the piano
Person 1: milk is playing the piano.
Person 2: do you mean your dog?
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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