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Pizza Lunchable 

Pizza Lunchable (PE•zah•LUNCH•uh•bl) Noun 1. A disgusting excuse for pizza. 2. What mothers give their schoolchildren for lunch. 3. Sadly, the best kind of Lunchable.
Adj 1. The best.
Use 1(n):
"Dude, that Little Caesars down the block sells Pizza Lunchables.
Use 2(n):
"Ugh, my mom packed me a Pizza Lunchable for lunch today."
Use 3(n):
"Hey! I just got a Pizza Lunchable! That's a gigantic step-up from the microwave burrito I got yesterday!"
Use 1(a):
"You ain't got nuttin' on me, I'm the Pizza Lunchable.

Lunchly Pizza 

Lunchly Pizza is a brand recipe from a company named "Lunchly" that makes delicious pizza, famous for it's blue-colored cheese giving it extra taste. This company also makes other cheese-related products. The Lunchly Pizza is delicious but has caused some cases of:

Malaria
Covid-19
Flu
Common-Cold
Diabetes (all types)
And more!
"Hey bro, do you want some Lunchly Pizza?" "Yes! I love Lunchly Pizza!" or "No, that shit is nasty as literal garbage!"

pizzalanche 

An over the top pizza where the topping threatens to fall off in an avalanche, usually created at (drunken) make-your-own pizza parties where the goal is to produce the gnarliest, most spectacular-looking pizza.
Dude, check out this pizza I made: it has cheese, ham, mushrooms, chourico, tomato, garlic, pepperoni, salami, habanero peppers, artichoke, chicken (whole), eisbein, peppadews, pineapple, more habanero peppers, and avocado. Oh yeah, and a duck.
Now that's what I call a pizzalanche.

Pizzalanche 

A really top-heavy pizza, with mega amounts of toppings (usually home-made at make-your-own-pizza parties where everyone tries to outdo each other in size and scale). Hence the risk of an avalanche of pizza topping.
Dude, check out the pizza I made. It has ham, mushrooms, salami, pepperoni, artichokes, onion, chicken (whole), chourico, pork knuckle, garlic, and three lobsters. Get ready for a pizzalanche!
Pizzalanche by Johnny Skidmarks December 10, 2011