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Pizza Lunchable 

Pizza Lunchable (PE•zah•LUNCH•uh•bl) Noun 1. A disgusting excuse for pizza. 2. What mothers give their schoolchildren for lunch. 3. Sadly, the best kind of Lunchable.
Adj 1. The best.
Use 1(n):
"Dude, that Little Caesars down the block sells Pizza Lunchables.
Use 2(n):
"Ugh, my mom packed me a Pizza Lunchable for lunch today."
Use 3(n):
"Hey! I just got a Pizza Lunchable! That's a gigantic step-up from the microwave burrito I got yesterday!"
Use 1(a):
"You ain't got nuttin' on me, I'm the Pizza Lunchable.

Lunchly Pizza 

Lunchly Pizza is a brand recipe from a company named "Lunchly" that makes delicious pizza, famous for it's blue-colored cheese giving it extra taste. This company also makes other cheese-related products. The Lunchly Pizza is delicious but has caused some cases of:

Malaria
Covid-19
Flu
Common-Cold
Diabetes (all types)
And more!
"Hey bro, do you want some Lunchly Pizza?" "Yes! I love Lunchly Pizza!" or "No, that shit is nasty as literal garbage!"

pizzalanche 

An over the top pizza where the topping threatens to fall off in an avalanche, usually created at (drunken) make-your-own pizza parties where the goal is to produce the gnarliest, most spectacular-looking pizza.
Dude, check out this pizza I made: it has cheese, ham, mushrooms, chourico, tomato, garlic, pepperoni, salami, habanero peppers, artichoke, chicken (whole), eisbein, peppadews, pineapple, more habanero peppers, and avocado. Oh yeah, and a duck.
Now that's what I call a pizzalanche.

Pizzalanche 

A really top-heavy pizza, with mega amounts of toppings (usually home-made at make-your-own-pizza parties where everyone tries to outdo each other in size and scale). Hence the risk of an avalanche of pizza topping.
Dude, check out the pizza I made. It has ham, mushrooms, salami, pepperoni, artichokes, onion, chicken (whole), chourico, pork knuckle, garlic, and three lobsters. Get ready for a pizzalanche!
Pizzalanche by Johnny Skidmarks December 10, 2011

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026