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piss n shit 

piss n shit is a combination of shit and piss OR a phrase used to describe your son’s dick.
gonna capture some piss n shit
piss n shit by MagiYT November 20, 2021

Shit n piss 

When you pee on your asshole while shitting to keep your turd cutter clean
Hey I gotta go shit n piss, Emily's coming over later to eat my ass so I need to clean up
Shit n piss by 37r9tueu May 3, 2019

pissnshit 

A phrase describing the state where one needs to piss and shit. Because it is commonly assumed that when one must shit, they must also pee, the phrase 'piss and shit' was shortened to 'pissnshit'
'I woke up having to pissnshit after a night of heavy drinking'
pissnshit by BJCJ April 11, 2009

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026