by Koknballz May 21, 2017
A condition where, due to large amounts of uric acid in the blood, some of it secrets through sweat and skin pores, especially in the palms and fingers. This frequently causes corrosion, rust, and erosion of metal, leather, and plastic surfaces frequently handled with bare hands, including keyboards, guitar strings, tools, and the like.
"I don't let him handle my bass guitar because he's got piss fingers, and I don't feel like replacing the strings in six weeks."
by Lokimotive October 03, 2021
When your friend takes a piss and doesn't wash their hands so they run on the bus with piss fingers and they touch your seat and you're sad.
by M&DB December 10, 2021
" The old lady from across the road has brought cake round again."
" Fuck off, i'm not eating anything that comes from that old granny piss-fingers
" Fuck off, i'm not eating anything that comes from that old granny piss-fingers
by TK.uk15 April 21, 2011
A small, yappy, annoying dog that displays aggression towards other dogs, animals or people. The owner of “Piss Fingers” will generally have an issue with bigger breeds (Dobermans, Rottweilers, Pitbulls) saying they’re an aggressive breed but failing to act on their own dogs aggressive tendancies
“Yo dude my dog got attacked by a small aggressive dog and the park today, and the owner blamed me for having a big dog”
“That’s no good dude, that wasn’t a small dog it was a Piss Fingers”
“That’s no good dude, that wasn’t a small dog it was a Piss Fingers”
by Transmitteroftheclap January 21, 2024