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piss dream 

a dream where it legitimately feels like you're taking a piss due to the fact that you actually do need to go; most wake up before they wet the bed, but in some cases the sleeper will actually start pissing in bed

don't get this confused with wet dream
I had a piss dream last night, and I didn't quite wake up in time to catch myself... This is embarassing since I'm a sophomore in high school.
piss dream by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009
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dream piss

A Dream Piss is where you need a piss during sleep, so much so that its incorporated in a dream.

The average Dream Piss lasts longer than a normal piss because the feeling of an empty bladder is never achieved.
Oh man, I had go take a Dream Piss in the middle of fucking Christina Aguilera, I woke up because it took so long!
dream piss by TommyHaych April 27, 2006

dream has a piss kink 

he is fucking obsessed with piss so much he would eat drink and breathe it if he could.
dream has a piss kink and is not afraid to show it.

piss and broken dreams 

A first-class, lifelong loser, especially a loser toward which one might feel some sympathy, but to whom failure clings inescapably and is best avoided, lest they drag you down with them.

Phrase was inspired by the kid in elementary we all knew, who was nice, but none of us wanted to be around because s/he had a faint smell of urine to them.
B: Who was that guy you were talking to?
J: Guy I used to go to high school with. Haven't seen him in a while.
B: Cool, invite him to the Halloween party.
J: Naah, he's a nice guy, but he smells like piss and broken dreams.
B: Damn, you're nice.
J: No, trust me, I'm doing you a favor.
piss and broken dreams by Ghel April 19, 2008
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