pish flaps

also known as fanny flaps or beef curtains

her pish flaps were dripping with spunk

by Freedom for Scotland November 7, 2003

pish flaps

Female dangly bits

She had pish flaps you could fly to the moon on

by Steve M March 22, 2003

pish flaps

the useful part of a woman

the useless bit of flesh above and below the pish flaps?? the woman

by tartanbeastie February 13, 2004

pish flaps

she has pish flaps like John Waynes saddlebags

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

pish flap

Basically labia, also used as a coarse substitute for lips.

Shut your pish flaps

by Heldo September 19, 2006

pishflaps

1-Scottish - Labia or pussy lips
2-Scottish - garbage talked by some people(mosylty in politics)

1- i went down on her and her pishflaps were tasty!
2- that fucker Blair just talks a load of pishflaps

by pax September 15, 2003

Professor Pissflaps

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.

(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".

by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007