Pink ladies are known to frequent churches on
Sunday for services,
Monday for prayer group, Wednesday for craft and morning
tea, and Friday for choir.
They can be readily identified by the pink or sometimes purple tint to their silver hair, their love of lace, frills, and floral motifs.
They
will without any warning engulf you in their ample bosum during lung crushing face smothering hugs.
The
first indication of their presence is their perfume which precedes them by about 20
feet. The moment you catch a whiff of their floral scents it is highly recommended to retreat.
They are considered the equivalent of a nuclear attack for asthmatics; usually responsible for the presence of pot-pourri, hand creams and aerosolised airfreshners in public restrooms and large floral arrangements in church buildings.
I thought it was safe to leave the house
today but I was immediately set upon by three pink ladies, I should be discharged from hospital in about three days.
It took a good hour to catch my breath after that pink
lady encounter
That pink
lady almost took me out!