A Piers Stratton is usually found in the wild. You must look carefully! Sometimes he hides in the bushes, but sometimes he hides in the grass! He wields no weapon but his stare stops all. Have caution if he appears in the wild with no adult, he can be dangerous and is known as a "sex offender" These people are not nice people, unless trained correctly. Training a Piers Stratton is difficult but, a well behaved Piers Stratton is usually the result of corporal punishment, this is where force (burning, punching, kicking anything of that nature) is used to instill good ideals in him so he is a better human. Some people believe that this is cruel but studies have shown that Piers Startton performs better at school when he is being beaten at home. If a Piers Stratton consumes alcohol the effects are shown are somewhat funny. He begins talking in slurs and if enough has been consumed has difficulty talking at all. This makes for some very awkward conversations. (Anon: Oh, Hey Piers Piers: ........urggg noooo)
Its difficult to sum up everything that a Piers Stratton can do in one example but alas I will try.
Me - Dude, look in the bushes its a Piers Stratton
Piers - (stares deeply for six seconds) WAAAAAAPAAAAAPAPAPAPA. Oh Heyyy Laura, I thought you were someone else......
Me - Ohh (WTF)
Piers - I would be trying to seduce you now but I was trained well!
Me - Well thats good I suppose (WTFFFF)(Getting more awkward)
Piers - Yes........... (drinks much alcohol)
Me - Are you ok Piers?
Piers - ..............blurglblrugl............(begins to dribble at the mouth)......urgrgjrigr.......(FUCK ME)
Piers - (slowly sinks back into the bushes in shame)
Me - Dude, look in the bushes its a Piers Stratton
Piers - (stares deeply for six seconds) WAAAAAAPAAAAAPAPAPAPA. Oh Heyyy Laura, I thought you were someone else......
Me - Ohh (WTF)
Piers - I would be trying to seduce you now but I was trained well!
Me - Well thats good I suppose (WTFFFF)(Getting more awkward)
Piers - Yes........... (drinks much alcohol)
Me - Are you ok Piers?
Piers - ..............blurglblrugl............(begins to dribble at the mouth)......urgrgjrigr.......(FUCK ME)
Piers - (slowly sinks back into the bushes in shame)
by Piers' Parentss December 6, 2013
A small yellow boy who like to suck cock often. His name originates from Piss but over time the name has been mistranslated into Piers, at times he can be a good friend and he will be there for you but most of the time he is a terrible friend and thinks he is better than others in maths. His name can be referred to as one of the highest insults and can be punished by death in some isolated tribes.
by Boss12342334 October 25, 2012
An exhaust pipe fucking bloke residing in columbus ohio whomst inhales the dew of the mountain, yells at the co2 in the air, just as bad or worse than flordia man. Has wet dreams about having a 3 wat with maytor and lightning mcqween everytime he blinks.
by Pineal_requiem October 31, 2019
"Look at that guy over there in the woods, he's foraging for something, probably women. Wow. That guy is such a Piers."
by Michael.Craig February 13, 2020
Bit of a chav
likes to wear lacoste, reebok & everlast
also likes to think he can get away with it by wearing it with and abercrombie top..
likes to wear lacoste, reebok & everlast
also likes to think he can get away with it by wearing it with and abercrombie top..
by CLK''x February 6, 2009
by M0USEhunter February 23, 2003
U have such a piers!
by Edward Milner February 1, 2008