Pierceson is a rare type of male specimen and should be held tight and cherished. Having a Pierceson
in your life is like owning a legendary
pokémon card—hold onto him for dear life because he is super valuable. You’d be a fool to trade him for any amount of money or any other kind of
pokémon card because he is sexy and can offer you everything you’d ever need. Also he has a big dick.
Person 1: Damn…was that Pierceson?
Person 2: Yeah wow…he is
fine as hell. Did you see him playing lacrosse
the other day? I couldn’t stop looking at his muscular legs.
Person 1: Shoot I missed that game. I can’t believe I missed out on seeing his legs running
all about that field.
Person 2: He sure is an enigma.