Pickle Baby

When somebody fucking sucks at something.

You are a fucking pickle baby, get rekt.

by Dirty Crumpet July 25, 2019

Pickle baby dance

The pickle baby dance is achieved by spamming the shift key in Minecraft while saying “I am a baby pickle, I have no limbs”. This dance was popularized by youtuber and influencer pokay

Person one: “Dude I am going to do the pickle baby dance”
Person two: *gets gun*

by The knowledge September 3, 2019

pickled egg baby

a baby born with any number of maladies caused by the fact that the mother is 39 and has spent the last 25 years polluting her eggs with alcohol or other illicit substances.

can you believe Rebekka is pregnant again? than that bitch gonna have a pickled egg baby after all the shit she do.

by jamcam79 March 11, 2024

baby pickle

A cucumber

"John calls it a cucumber, but it's a baby pickle."

by iTwAsAnInSiDeJoB August 31, 2017

Baby Pickle

When you are playing Pickleball for the first time, there is a rule where you have to introduce yourself as a baby pickle to let other players know it is your first time.

Dude: “Hey Ed, have you ever played pickleball before?”

Ed: “No, I am a baby pickle.”

Dude: “Ok, no shame in being a baby pickle.”
Ed: “Thanks dude.”

by itsallmilkinthebasement September 12, 2025