picking cotton

The act of to pulling your underpants out of your ass crack or fixing yourself after being the recipient of a wedgie.

I named this tight leopard print thong "Master" because it keeps me picking cotton all day.

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- yo Tyrone, wat u did last saturday nite, dawg?
- I was in da club, picking cotton.

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Picking Cotton

When a black guy fucks a girl with a tampon in.

Yo dawg, this bitch was raggin last night, so I had to go picking cotton.

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the act of doing an excess of tasks in order to do something else.

"dude i've been picking cotton all day just so i can go out tonight"

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When you jerk off a black guy and he ejaculates, and you have to pick out semen from underneath your fingernails.

"I was picking cotton after a fun night with Bill Cosby"

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When male/female picks dried cum out of male pubic hair, either with teeth or hands.

Person #1--Hey, what did you do last Wednesday?
Person #2 -- My girl was picking cotton.

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the act of being rediculously drunk; the remaining moments of conciousness before passing out

Friend "Hey, are you drunk?!"
You "Nahhh, I was drunk an hour ago. Now I'm picking cotton"

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