Piano hands are when someone has very long and slim fingers that are highly agile and dexterous. If you have piano hands then you should learn how to play piano because it is the best instrument and you will become a amazing pianist.
The abnormally large hands of a musician, typically one who plays the piano. Can also pertain to the hands of a musician who plays an instrument requiring a wide physical reach such as guitar or bass. Note: hands must be freakishly huge and may only be called piano hands if the specimen is musically inclined. That's right, we know who you are, impostors. . .
Derek: How is it even possible that you can pick up that watermelon with onehand?
Ususually used when trying to ignore a person in reaction to a comment made against the person, or a comment used to ask the person for something the person in question refuses to give
After being asked for a lift home) "my hand is a piano" (Then speaker walks away)
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)