Phoner

A protrusion in one's pocket that is caused a large sized smartphone or phablet that creates an outline in their pants, almost similar to an erection or 'boner' in pants.

This new phablet I got is totally giving me a phoner when I put it in my pocket.

by Rotten Peach December 6, 2014

phoner

when your phone is in your pocket and it looks like you have a boner.

Person 1: damn, look at Jake's bulge!

Person 2: nah man, he just has a phoner.

by laseroutcast November 30, 2016

Phoner

When you get a boner from playing games on your phone all day

Jake: Woah!
Bob: What?
Jake: I was playing games on my phone, when I got this boner
Jack: Just another phoner......

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 13, 2021

phoner

someone who answers texts right after they get them

Hiwot stop being a phoner u creep.

by sarah williams wells_67 May 8, 2019

phoner

when answering text really fast

hiwot u are such a phoner

by sarah williams wells_67 May 8, 2019

Phoner

When you have a bulge in your pocket, primarily from your phone.

Man look at his phoner! He’s rich.

by Diddians March 14, 2019

Phoner

When someones phone looks like a boner.

Hey Jacob, Nice Phoner.

by LocalSingleDaddy April 11, 2018