phone face

when someone is laying in bed and their phone is in the air and they drop it on their face.

Last night i was totally a phone face.

phone face by flowey_from_undertale July 7, 2017

phone face

A person who consistently has a phone in their face; texting, posting, checking status updates, checking email, etc...

Hey phone face, are you ever going to come over here and hit the bong?

phone face by manakill May 24, 2012

phone face

a girl who sounds hot on the phone, but in person makes you throw up in your mouth. Reference: butterface

that girl sounded hot but when i saw her that bitch had phone face!

phone face by zackburns86 February 15, 2008

Phone-to-face 

Dropping a cell phone onto your face when using it whilst lying down on a bed, couch, etc.

Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?

Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.

Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.

Phone-to-face by RokettoJanpu June 15, 2018

Phone-to-face 

Dropping a cell phone onto your face whilst using it lying down on a bed, couch, etc; Not very painful, but quite humiliating.

Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?

Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.

Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.

Phone-to-face by RokettoJanpu June 15, 2018

Face smashing phone 

Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.

Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.

Face smashing phone by kaiser vinny July 11, 2006

International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day 

Sometimes it happens, you’re holding your phone above your face and then you suddenly drop it on your face. Your phone often hits your nose since it’s centered on your face. Sometimes you’re just having a bad day.

*About to take a picture* And your phone drops on your head. ”Oucch my nose! It must be my unlucky day, must be the International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day”

International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day by A Croatian Dude July 22, 2019