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philosopickle 

The act of getting incredibly stoned, upon which the stoned person makes an ingenious remark or theory, only to be told that his ideas/theory's are incorrect and that person is very, very dumb.
person 1: *smokes bong* dudddeee, did you know that when you eat a watermelon seed, a watermelon grows inside of you?

person 2: Uh, no i don't think that's true.

Person 1: Sure it is! i heard it on the internet

Person 2: you sir, are a philosopickle
philosopickle by J-to-the-eff June 16, 2011

philosophyless 

The opposite of Sentient. A person or persons who has the inability, state of consciousness or cerebral capacity to question ones own existence.

Someone with a low IQ, Low understanding of surrounding equilibrium, small vocabulary.

Shop at iceland, don't work, smoke, ware lots of gold, live off the state.

also see 'Burdon on society'
Rod - "Hay Dave, you seen them two bag heads coming out of iceland"

Dave - "Jesus Rod philosophyless or what"

Also see
bag head chav sentient burdon on society welfare breeder
philosophyless by mordzy2 August 2, 2010

Philosophuckery 

A philosophical stance that is intended to shock, dismay, and/or offend any race, religious belief, political views or lifestyle accepted by the general population.
That guy spouts a lot of philosophuckery when he starts bashing gays.
Philosophuckery by Ferretdude001 October 3, 2008