A person who is constantly facing some sort of hardship or traumatic experience whether true, self-inflicted or completely false. Typically a person is a perpetual victim for the sake of evoking sympathy from others or being the constant center of attention. These hardships are usually extreme and can be (but are not limited to) life-threatening sicknesses, family sicknesses, deaths, natural disasters, financial loss, IRS auditing, relationship problems, etc.
We used to believe Vicki's problems were legitimate, then I started keeping track & realized if she really had all the medical problems she claims she does, then she would be dead by now. Now we all notice she has a different ailment every month & is looking for sympathy. Typical perpetual victim.
by Barbarella February 04, 2008
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A person who is only truly happy when he/she is upset. The inability to experience any or all of the following: happiness, laughter, joy, comradery. A tendency toward feeling bitter, scorn, spite, wrath, vengeful. See also killjoy and buzzkill.
A Perpetual Malcontent is one who complains about the quality of free food. A perpetual malcontent is critical of an event everyone else enjoyed.
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The greatest rock/jam band of all time.
Dude, last night Perpetual Groove played so well at the Georgia Theater.
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A Perpetual Fuck is a male or female that you would derail until the end of time.
Jessica Alba is a Perpetual Fuck. If I was blessed with a Schlaktus I'd make her the happiest woman on this planet, if she isn't already.
by Dr. Schlaktus April 07, 2009
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1) A perpetual student is someone (generally in college or university) who attends for several years, usually more than what is required out of their degree.

2) A perpetual student is someone who returns to school repeatedly for new programs.
Paul, in his seventh year, was known as the perpetual student at OISE.
by darkestembrace October 18, 2007
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Attempting to endure an entire match of Big team Splockets on Halo 3.
This game of Splockets is such Perpetual Bullshit, why in Gods

name does it go to 100?
by Bryan&Bryan June 25, 2010
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