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petewentzy

adj. of or having the characteristic of 1. excessive emo douchbaggery; 2. slightly less man-ish Simpson sister-dating to conceal more-not-latent-than-late nt homosexuality 3. unironic year-round pun-laden hoodie wearing; 4. wearing too much eyeliner
My blog is totally petewentzy. Today I posted a roundup of the newest cafepress hoodies my power-emo bandmates designed. We're called "The Decepticons". If you come to our show, we can totally make love in the bathroom. But I gotta be honest, I cry after sex; I'm just that emo and petewentzy.

Tom, your eyeliner looks great- but if you really wanna do it up petewentzy-like, you need to cry a bit so that it smears.
petewentzy by kaylars January 14, 2008

petewentzy

adj. of or having the characteristic of 1. excessive emo douchbaggery; 2. slightly less man-ish Simpson sister-dating to conceal more-not-latent-than-latent homosexuality 3. unironic year-round pun-laden hoodie wearing; 4. wearing too much eyeliner
My blog is totally petewentzy. Today I posted a roundup of the newest cafepress hoodies my power-emo bandmates designed. We're called "The Decepticons". If you come to our show, we can totally make love in the bathroom. But I gotta be honest, I cry after sex; I'm just that emo and petewentzy.

Tom, your eyeliner looks great- but if you really wanna do it up petewentzy-like, you need to cry a bit so that it smears.
petewentzy by Kaylars December 30, 2008

PeteWentzSexual 

PeteWentzSexual is commonly known amognst the Fall Out Boy fandom as a person who is sexually attracted to Fall Out Boy's bassist Pete Wentz.

People usually have this "sexuality" if they are a big fan of Fall Out Boy and have a thing for emo boys.
Person 1: Who's your celebrity crush? Mine is Justin Bieber! He is SO hot!!

Person 2: Mine is Pete Wentz...good I'm such a PeteWentzSexual

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026