by stophateonshortpeople October 8, 2022
Throw nuts at people, figuratively, literally, just not sexually. Grab an almond, walnut, or whatever, chuck it at your closest friend (or fiend if you prefer!) Throw more at your crush, partner, or spouse! The look on their faces will be phenomenal!
Person A: Hey, it's November 10, you know what that means.
Person B: ..No?
Person A: *chucks a walnut at Person B*
Person B: Oh, right.. It's November 10th: "International" Throw Nuts at People Day! *throws a container of almonds at Person A*
Person A: Ow, fuck! That's not how it works, jackass!
Person B: ..No?
Person A: *chucks a walnut at Person B*
Person B: Oh, right.. It's November 10th: "International" Throw Nuts at People Day! *throws a container of almonds at Person A*
Person A: Ow, fuck! That's not how it works, jackass!
by aahley November 7, 2020
“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”
by Sponge87 October 21, 2021
A hypothetical annual holiday, to be held every August 22, whereby all males of respectable girth are encouraged to go outside, whip out their dicks, and smack people with them, all with no legal repercussions.
This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
"Oh look! August 22 is, fucking, Smack People With Your Dick Day! That was clever!" --TheAmazingAtheist
by Trey4Life April 7, 2011
National Bite People Who Annoy You Day
Date: August 30th
Country Of Origin: Facebook
Observing Countries: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram
August 30th each year is National Bite People Who Annoy You Day. This holiday was created on Social media & in no way excludes biters from legal prosecution. Unless said biter is able to convince said biten to not contact law enforcement.
Coincidentally this holiday falls 1 day before Love Litigation Lawer Day on the last day of August, though no connection between the holidays is recorded.
Observatory is not mandatory & is fairly self-explanatory but may be observed purely within your own head for safety reasons
Date: August 30th
Country Of Origin: Facebook
Observing Countries: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram
August 30th each year is National Bite People Who Annoy You Day. This holiday was created on Social media & in no way excludes biters from legal prosecution. Unless said biter is able to convince said biten to not contact law enforcement.
Coincidentally this holiday falls 1 day before Love Litigation Lawer Day on the last day of August, though no connection between the holidays is recorded.
Observatory is not mandatory & is fairly self-explanatory but may be observed purely within your own head for safety reasons
"Hey why'd you bite me?"
"You were being annoying."
"That doesn't make it okay. I'm calling the cops."
"Whoa, hold on, it's National Bite People Who Annoy You Day, I'm just observing the holiday."
"Oh, sorry for being annoying, my bad"
"You were being annoying."
"That doesn't make it okay. I'm calling the cops."
"Whoa, hold on, it's National Bite People Who Annoy You Day, I'm just observing the holiday."
"Oh, sorry for being annoying, my bad"
by LostOnTheLine August 20, 2016
Throw younger people than you day is on October 29
by Cat24weeb October 24, 2020