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penis gang

gang gang gang whole lotta gang shit flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u feel me u know what im sayin mf penis gang on top mf
person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 1: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 1: *dies*

person 2: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*
penis gang by verty da ruler November 18, 2023

penis gang **revised example sentence** 

gang gang gang shi u feel me flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u know what im sayin penis gang on top u feel me mf
person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 2: *dies*

person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*

penis gang **revised example sentence**

penis gang **revised example sentence v2** 

gang gang gang shi u feel me penis gang shi u feel me whole lotta flu flammin shi u know what im sayin penis gang on top u know what im sayin
person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 1: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 2: *dies*

person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*

penis gang **revised example sentence v2**

Penis Gangrene 

When your penis has been insulted so much by, lovers, potential lovers, other males/students/peers, that what little blood you already had flowing into it now stops, cutting off your circulation and causing your penis to, blacken, shrivel, dry up, and then promptly fall off. This then spreads to other parts of the body until death but, you are writhing in SO much pain from your overly circumcised chumpy chode, that you don't even notice it.
Person #1:"Fuck man! I got Penis Gangrene!"
Person #2: "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FAGGOT!"
Penis Gangrene by UDIFGH January 11, 2018

Straight Up Gangster Penis 

1. A term sometimes used in place of "erection" or "boner"
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis
1. Lukas: Ok so if Ben is 2 years younger than Isaiah, and Katie is 5 years older than twice Isaiah's age, and Thomas is currently 1/2 of Katie's age away from being an adult, how long will it be until Thomas is a teenager?
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!

2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*

Gangrenous Penis 

Gangrenous penis is where a male's penis is restricted from having blood flow for so long that it dies, causing the tissue to rot while attached to the body.
You: Why does my dick look like that?
Doctor: Because you have Gangrenous Penis.