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penis embargo 

To not want a relationship with any man or anybody who has a penis.
You know what, I'm going on a penis embargo. I'm so sick of men.

penis embargo 

When a person decides they had enough of the cock and they refuse to allow entry of the cock.
Jane declared a penis embargo when she caught Jack cheating on her.
penis embargo by Jonas Velouria December 7, 2005

penis embargo 

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.
Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.
penis embargo by Penis Valuer February 22, 2009

Penis Embargo 

To give up on men, temporarily or permanently.
After a bad date Jessica decided she just had enough and declared a penis embargo.
Penis Embargo by Annimus November 11, 2012

penis embargo 

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.
Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.
penis embargo by Penis Valuer February 28, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026