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Penis Juice 

The sticky white liquid that comes from the end of the male genitels. Usually, this happens when the male becomes excited, the result of an orgasm.
Wow, look at my penis juice. It has sprayed all over the computer screen.
Penis Juice by - Ian July 29, 2006

nigga penis juice 

when a black persons penis squirts out very large amount of semen into a very small white woman.
"UHHHHH!! i just nigga penis juiced!!"

penis juice 

The juice from the penis, also known as semen, pee, and blood.
Look at all the penis juice.. m-maybe you should taste?
Bruh.. my penis juice is red, I better go to the doctor.
penis juice by Droggu May 18, 2019

penis juice 

Cum or pee
"HAHA im gonna make you pregnant with my penis juice!!"
"Time to pee my penis juice"

penis juice 

"STOP SPREADING YOUR PENIS JUICE!"
penis juice by totallyBabes November 28, 2015

big juicy purple penis

when a mans penis becomes hard big purple and juicy
"jacks penis became big juicy purple penis after he fucked nick last night"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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