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mechanical pencil shit 

When you can't clean your anus after pooping no matter how many times you wipe. Usually a mechanical pencil shit is one that takes a long time to come out, so one begins to wipe prematurely before the whole poop has completely dislodged itself from the butt hole.

One's shit keeps refilling like a mechanical pencil: no matter how many times that one wipes, he can't get it clean.
This mechanical pencil shit took two rolls of toilet paper to wipe and I still haven't stopped shitting.

Mentioned by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11
mechanical pencil shit by pzeke August 14, 2011

shit pencil 

When you pull out during anal and she forgot to shit so you pull out a shit pencil
She gave me a shit pencil last night and I wrote slut on her cheeks
shit pencil by resperent December 8, 2019

Pencil that shit in 

The act of drawing on your face/eyebrows to make others believe you have eyebrows/bigger lips

(kylie Jenner Challenge)
Greg:"Have you seen Brittney's face lately bruh?"
Jacob:"Yeah she needs to pencil that shit in, what a slut"
Brittney:"who you guys talking about"

Greg:"some slut"

boys:"laugh in her face"