pelk 

a person who is strange in a funny way. usally because of doinky behavior/comments or clothing.

Jimmy always looks so pelky!
James is a real pelk.
Jim is a pelkasorous.

pelk by duko September 8, 2008

pelk 

Pelk can be used as a replacement for any adjective, noun or verb. Often as a humerous reference to unmentionable deeds or things, but also to spice things up or to keep jokes and information obscured.

He had been pelking all night.
To pelk or not to pelk, that is the question.
It all seemed a bit pelkish to him.

pelk by Anders Skovgaard-Petersen January 13, 2008

Pelkercise 

A poorly executed workout routine that is primarily based around ten to twelve simple exercises. Differentiation of the routine is prohibited. It requires taking steroids, eating large quantities of bad food, and drinking heavily. In depth knowledge of the human body and its limitations are not necessary, and are often frowned upon.

Big guy, pretty strong, mentally unstable, with no body definition. Those are the results if you pelkercise.

Pelkercise by TheCManBaby!!! September 25, 2010

Pelklet 

Spawn of a Pelkey. Commonly refered to as the offspring of Saintan, for their unprdictable and random destruction. Given Birth to by some Fine ass Shawty.

Pelkey 1: I was rubbing one off last night when I created an army of Pelklets!
Pelkey 2: LAWL!
Colt Jones: Last thing this world needs is more Pelkey's!!
Pelkey 1 & 2: ROFL!!

Pelklet by Colt Jones May 29, 2008

Saki Pelka 

Head bodyguard for the German rock band Tokio Hotel. Works for VSD Hamburg and has been with the boys since the beginning.

Saki Pelka IS THE MAN.

Saki Pelka by moeeeeeee August 7, 2008

pelka 

A Polish last name. If this is your last name hahaha, best of luck to you.

Hey Pelka, get your ass over here!

pelka by Both China May 24, 2017

pelkey 

An idiot

Pelkey is such an idiot

pelkey by djwbrjsjwhfbsjen October 6, 2016