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pelk
Pelk can be used as a replacement for any adjective, noun or verb. Often as a humerous reference to unmentionable deeds or things, but also to spice things up or to keep jokes and information obscured.
He had been pelking all night.
To pelk or not to pelk, that is the question.
It all seemed a bit pelkish to him.
To pelk or not to pelk, that is the question.
It all seemed a bit pelkish to him.
pelk by Anders Skovgaard-Petersen January 13, 2008
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Pelkercise
A poorly executed workout routine that is primarily based around ten to twelve simple exercises. Differentiation of the routine is prohibited. It requires taking steroids, eating large quantities of bad food, and drinking heavily. In depth knowledge of the human body and its limitations are not necessary, and are often frowned upon.
Big guy, pretty strong, mentally unstable, with no body definition. Those are the results if you pelkercise.
Pelkercise by TheCManBaby!!! September 25, 2010
Pelklet
Spawn of a Pelkey. Commonly refered to as the offspring of Saintan, for their unprdictable and random destruction. Given Birth to by some Fine ass Shawty.
Pelkey 1: I was rubbing one off last night when I created an army of Pelklets!
Pelkey 2: LAWL!
Colt Jones: Last thing this world needs is more Pelkey's!!
Pelkey 1 & 2: ROFL!!
Pelkey 2: LAWL!
Colt Jones: Last thing this world needs is more Pelkey's!!
Pelkey 1 & 2: ROFL!!
Pelklet by Colt Jones May 29, 2008
Saki Pelka
Head bodyguard for the German rock band Tokio Hotel. Works for VSD Hamburg and has been with the boys since the beginning.
Saki Pelka by moeeeeeee August 7, 2008
pelka
pelka by Both China May 24, 2017
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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