Paul Walkered 

The act of someone getting wrapped around a telephone pole.

Employee: "Hey sorry boss I'm going to be late someone just got paul walkered right in front of me"
Boss: " You're promoted"

Paul Walkered by Evil Juicebox April 28, 2016

paul walkered 

When you get injured and your best friend steals your girlfriend. It's referring to the scene in Varsity Blues when Paul Walker hurts his knee and his girlfriend immediately begins pursuing his best friend. This really adds insult to injury.

Dude I tore my ACL in last night's game and totally got Paul Walkered. My girlfriend hooked up with my best friend at the after party.

paul walkered by A-A Ron Blakey January 13, 2014

paul walkered 

When you get roasted beyond normal levels.

Man: wow Chad really got roasted
Woman: yeah he got Paul Walkered for sure

paul walkered by Dirty Chaos July 31, 2016

reverse paul walkered 

When you get injured and steal your best friend's girlfriend. This is referring to the movie Varsity Blues when Paul Walker gets injured and his girlfriend immediately begins pursuing his best friend. This is the opposite of that. The injured is actually the one that steals the girl.

Dude my roommate tore his ACL and totally reverse paul walkered me. I walked in and he was banging my girlfriend. I didn't even know he could do the things he was doing on his crutches!

reverse paul walkered by A-A Ron Blakey January 13, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019