Paul Walkered

The act of someone getting wrapped around a telephone pole.

Employee: "Hey sorry boss I'm going to be late someone just got paul walkered right in front of me"
Boss: " You're promoted"

Paul Walkered by Evil Juicebox April 28, 2016

Get merch

Get the Paul Walkered mug.

See more merch

paul walkered

When you get injured and your best friend steals your girlfriend. It's referring to the scene in Varsity Blues when Paul Walker hurts his knee and his girlfriend immediately begins pursuing his best friend. This really adds insult to injury.

Dude I tore my ACL in last night's game and totally got Paul Walkered. My girlfriend hooked up with my best friend at the after party.

paul walkered by A-A Ron Blakey January 13, 2014

Get merch

Related Words

paul walkered • reverse paul walkered • Paul • Paul McCartney • Paul Wall • paul walker • Paul Ryan • paul revere • Paul Banks • Paul Bunyan

paul walkered

When you get roasted beyond normal levels.

Man: wow Chad really got roasted
Woman: yeah he got Paul Walkered for sure

paul walkered by Dirty Chaos July 31, 2016

Get merch

reverse paul walkered

When you get injured and steal your best friend's girlfriend. This is referring to the movie Varsity Blues when Paul Walker gets injured and his girlfriend immediately begins pursuing his best friend. This is the opposite of that. The injured is actually the one that steals the girl.

Dude my roommate tore his ACL and totally reverse paul walkered me. I walked in and he was banging my girlfriend. I didn't even know he could do the things he was doing on his crutches!

reverse paul walkered by A-A Ron Blakey January 13, 2014

Get merch

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Get merch

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

Get merch

bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Get merch