by Uhhhh...idk butts? June 28, 2020
Proactive passengers realize that the only way a car will make it to its destination is if they take the bull by the horns. They have strong leadership, delegation and non-verbal communication skills.
The Proactive Passengers know they are in the best position to surveil, assess and provide assignments to the driver. Additionally, they are responsible for navigational tips and secondary hand gestures/menacing looks. The driver, or control twiddler, should focus on basic essentials of threat reduction, navigation and other driver antagonism.
Proactive Passenger traits can often lie dormant for years surfacing only when a spouse and/or loved one takes the wheel.
The Proactive Passengers know they are in the best position to surveil, assess and provide assignments to the driver. Additionally, they are responsible for navigational tips and secondary hand gestures/menacing looks. The driver, or control twiddler, should focus on basic essentials of threat reduction, navigation and other driver antagonism.
Proactive Passenger traits can often lie dormant for years surfacing only when a spouse and/or loved one takes the wheel.
My wife was pissed at me for ensuring we got here tonight, she doesn't realize the value of a Proactive Passenger.
by j chron July 7, 2009
The phenomenon whereby the journey of a whole group is spoiled by the thoughtlessness of one individual.
Behaviours include but are not limited to - excessive and indiscriminate MP3 player use. Standing in a carriage doorway and not stepping off or moving aside. Barging onto a carriage as others are exiting. Stopping dead at the bottom of an escalator. Carrying extraordinary amounts of luggage in peak periods. Travelling in huge rustling packs, their vile neon coloured cagoules shedding static like a thunderstorm. Throwing themselves in front of trains in peak time. Bastards the lot of them.
Sufferers of IPS can be encountered on any mass transit system but the London Underground (see Hell) is particularly prone to the depradations of IPS sufferers.
Behaviours include but are not limited to - excessive and indiscriminate MP3 player use. Standing in a carriage doorway and not stepping off or moving aside. Barging onto a carriage as others are exiting. Stopping dead at the bottom of an escalator. Carrying extraordinary amounts of luggage in peak periods. Travelling in huge rustling packs, their vile neon coloured cagoules shedding static like a thunderstorm. Throwing themselves in front of trains in peak time. Bastards the lot of them.
Sufferers of IPS can be encountered on any mass transit system but the London Underground (see Hell) is particularly prone to the depradations of IPS sufferers.
"...and then this complete Idiot Passenger Syndrome got on and stood right in the doorway for two stops. I think he was listening to Craig David. What a wanker. I had to hit him in the balls with my bag just to make him move out of the way."
by hierophant January 13, 2006
The Passenger Seat Hijack is when a dude masterbates in the passenger seat of a form of transportation (car, van, airplane, etc.) while the rest of that vehicle is occupied by others. The "hijacker" then yells "jack, jacking, or jacked" as to let the crew members, and other passengers that they are experiencing a passenger seat hijack.
Bro 1: Dude how wasted did we get last night? Did Ryan really pull Passenger Seat Hijack on Christy's car?
Bro 2: Yea bro....Ryan was so hammered with his pants around his ankles and yellin "JACK! JACK! JACK!" while strokin his sausage in the passenger seat.
Bro 1: That dude's got issues. I'm never drinking with him again.
Bro 2: Tru.
Bro 2: Yea bro....Ryan was so hammered with his pants around his ankles and yellin "JACK! JACK! JACK!" while strokin his sausage in the passenger seat.
Bro 1: That dude's got issues. I'm never drinking with him again.
Bro 2: Tru.
by Hangover, PA March 23, 2014
I couldn't keep my eyes on the road because my friend was getting a passenger pickle pump in the back seat.
by CEcrew October 4, 2012
When you are in the passenger seat next to a friend/family member on the way back from getting takeaways from a drive-through, and you slowly start consuming the contents of the bags/packaging on your lap, i.e. chips, drinks.
Dude 1: Holy crap, by the time we got back from McDonalds last night, Jason had eaten the whole fucking bag of fries.
Dude 2: You totally got Passenger Seat Sneaken.
Dude 2: You totally got Passenger Seat Sneaken.
by Acheus July 5, 2009
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