The Passenger Seat Hijack is when a dude masterbates in the passenger seat of a form of transportation (car, van, airplane, etc.) while the rest of that vehicle is occupied by others. The "hijacker" then yells "jack, jacking, or jacked" as to let the crew members, and other passengers that they are experiencing a passenger seat hijack.
Bro 1: Dude how wasted did we get last night? Did Ryan really pull Passenger Seat Hijack on Christy's car?
Bro 2: Yea bro....Ryan was so hammered with his pants around his ankles and yellin "JACK! JACK! JACK!" while strokin his sausage in the passenger seat.
Bro 1: That dude's got issues. I'm never drinking with him again.
Bro 2: Tru.
Bro 2: Yea bro....Ryan was so hammered with his pants around his ankles and yellin "JACK! JACK! JACK!" while strokin his sausage in the passenger seat.
Bro 1: That dude's got issues. I'm never drinking with him again.
Bro 2: Tru.
by Hangover, PA March 23, 2014
When you are in the passenger seat next to a friend/family member on the way back from getting takeaways from a drive-through, and you slowly start consuming the contents of the bags/packaging on your lap, i.e. chips, drinks.
Dude 1: Holy crap, by the time we got back from McDonalds last night, Jason had eaten the whole fucking bag of fries.
Dude 2: You totally got Passenger Seat Sneaken.
Dude 2: You totally got Passenger Seat Sneaken.
by Acheus July 5, 2009
by bigcockmonster69 July 24, 2015
This seat is with occupied by a parent or eldest child in the car. You should always stand you ground if a younger sibling takes the front seat.
by The real Kim Jong Un October 14, 2021
Driver: Ok so where is the club?
PSD: In about a mile. If I were you I would get in the left lane.
Driver: Thank you. You are such a passenger seat driver.
PSD: In about a mile. If I were you I would get in the left lane.
Driver: Thank you. You are such a passenger seat driver.
by DogFijs2 December 30, 2011
Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome occurs when regardless of how much space you allow for the car in front of you, your passenger involuntarily flinches, shouts, steps on the imaginary brake pedal to avoid what is a certain death.
My wife Beverly and I were in the car, I was at least 10 car lengths behind the car and front of me and they tapped their brakes. Immediately Beverly slammed on the passenger floor board, crossed her arms over her face and screamed. Clearly she forgot to take her Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome medication...
by Steve the Buckaneer July 25, 2019
A super kind wife/mom who loves her husband and kiddos as much as Target and Iced Coffee. Knows who she is and owns it and helps to build others up. Unapologetically a Queen on her own right.
by MamaLlama5278 September 12, 2023