A fairly unconvincing transvestite who gives suck jobs in the public toilets at shopping centre carparks. Normally for under $5 or just for the hot meal.
Lauren is parking queen of the Target city carpark. Don't work her territory or "she" will stab you with an AIDS filled syringe.
by chris+ February 25, 2008
Passenger: The carpark is full, we'll have to park in the back row.
Driver: Never fear! Parking Queen is on the case! *Lauren parks car at very front*
Driver: Never fear! Parking Queen is on the case! *Lauren parks car at very front*
by FuzzyFruit October 31, 2007
by "Dub-u" July 31, 2006
Mega hottie that looks and seems to be high class and out of your league. But when you get the guts to talk to her and come to find out it seems she was raised in a trailer park by Carnies. As soon as u no this grab a few tall ones of steel reserve, pack of Winston's and a bag of Meth !!! Get ready because her and her mom will be blowing you all night long. But a Tip for the Tip...make sure they take there false teeth out first. It will blow your mine!!!!
by UpDog July 5, 2014
/ˈtrālər park kwēn/
noun
1. A prestigious and elegant female ruler of the trailer park, typically with the body of a goddess, the voice of a siren and a temper that would make a grizzly bear seem like a pussy cat. She rules her kingdom with an iron fist, an attitude that says DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! and smokin' hot looks.
2. Another great song not brought to you by the worlds greatest unformed band "TrasheD".
noun
1. A prestigious and elegant female ruler of the trailer park, typically with the body of a goddess, the voice of a siren and a temper that would make a grizzly bear seem like a pussy cat. She rules her kingdom with an iron fist, an attitude that says DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! and smokin' hot looks.
2. Another great song not brought to you by the worlds greatest unformed band "TrasheD".
by ThPharms February 24, 2015
The classiest and prettiest woman in the trailer park. All of the other women try to copy her style or are jealous of her. She is like a queen of the trailer park kingdom loved by almost every one. Helps others and is kind and loves living in the trailer park
The trailer park queen did my hair
by Tpqueen001 January 17, 2015
A scottish football team based in Glasgow who have to suffer the ignomy of playing in the countries biggest stadium infront of the nations smallest crowds.
by black flag June 3, 2004