paris hilton's monkey Share definition Flag Something nebulously disgusting, usually in a sexual sense, without a clear definition. Man, he was so drunk! I bet he totally got the old "Paris Hilton's monkey" from that ugly ho. paris hilton's monkey by beanfootage August 17, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the paris hilton's monkey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch