pain bar

(N) Blunt (usually cylindrical) object used to inflict pain.

Don't make me get the pain bar on your ass!

by Travis Hackett July 18, 2006

gray bar chest pain

A sudden onset of chest pain that is brought on by being arrested. Symptoms are usually so severe that the detainee must be diverted to the ER rather than being put behind bars.

"Hey man loosen these cuffs! I can't breathe! I think I'm dying! I got gray bar chest pain...I can't go to jail, I gotta go to the ER!"

by Weegle May 29, 2009

pain barrel

Not allowing others to see pain which is widely considered a sign of weakness.

I don't care if you're tired, pain barrel!

by whl spn January 19, 2008

Baroque Pain Syndrome

This is the diagnosis for a long, elaborate story given to a doctor you don't know on a Friday night to try to convince him to call in a Vicodin prescription.

Ten minutes into the stranger's rambling, slurred story involving an undiagnosed medical condition, interstate travel, several animals and a plumbing accident, the doctor realized that the diagnosis must be Baroque Pain Syndrome.

by Pollyanna2 October 10, 2009