i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

by mista>dave August 1, 2017

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 7, 2022

shaking his own hand

A somewhat polite term for masturbation

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."

by bigmacs November 30, 2013

Go chili your own hot dog

Do it yourself

Can you pick that paper up?

*Go chili your own hot dog!!*

by Chili and dogs September 7, 2022

Owns a gravel bike

Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.

David was once a force to be reckoned with, but now he "owns a gravel bike".

by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022

saw it with my own Larrie eyes

Phrase that is used when Louis and Harry do something loud

The bluegreen lights are real- can confirm- saw it with my own Larrie eyes

by Lucijana28 September 12, 2021

get dafuk ownes

Get Dafuk Ownes!= Get the Fuck On! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! YOU LYING! No Cap!

Typical reactions to a good ass story or breaking hood news!

Bruh!!! RayRay and JuJu just tried to rob the gas station and got locked inside and now the poepoez are on the way! GET DAFUK OWNES! I told them fools to get their money up but DYUM!!!Not like that!!!

by Musicismylifegang August 18, 2022