overposter

people you are friends with on facebook who post meanless things, join endless groups, take unnecessary quizzes and add pointless applications, thus clogging up your minifeed.

Guy 1: that fucking george doe just became a fan of hamburgers..
Guy2: EW he's such and overposter

by ivorybear August 15, 2009

Facebook Overposter

One who posts way too much crap on their Facebook Wall or Timeline, guaranteeing that they will spam the News Feeds of others and have no friends.

Mike was a Facebook overposter; he always posted pictures of birds and posts of swim team, guaranteeing that he no longer has a life.

by newsfeedabomination August 27, 2012

Overmasticating

Chewing loudly in order to irritate others. Overexaggerating the mastication (fancy word for chewing) process. Commonly performed with an open mouth and by a sassy or bitchy person.

1st girl- Eww stop chewing with your mouth open! Ya nasty! I can hear it!
2nd girl- *chews louder*
1st girl- ya bitch! Now you're just overmasticating!

by grovemaster February 1, 2015

Overmonsterfication

The act of exaggerating a point or a feature to the extent of gruesomeness, grotesqueness, or deformity.

I'm sorry, but the overmonsterfication of your genetic dilemma led me to believe that your arms were in the place of your legs.

by Billy and Vogue January 6, 2008

Vermasterbatem

The act of pleasuring ones self while reading a screen play or other piece of literary work from an acomplished poet, or author WORD FOR WORD.

My girl was so turned on last night when i read "Romeo and Juliet" to her VERMASTERBATEM.

by jeremyron1969 December 13, 2010

overbantering

The unnecessary overuse of the word 'banter' in a sentence.

"Well, I caught the banter bus to the banter bus station whilst drinking a banter coffee from the banter coffee shop and then I..."
"Stop overbantering! It hurts!"

by Lord Thrusting Of Banterbury January 21, 2015

Overmature Ejaculation

Stemming from the premature ejaculation, this is the exact opposite. This occurs after wacking off or banging someone of something and not being able to nut. Several minutes, hours, even days later you randomly fire your juicy load unprovoked.

Big Cheesy: Dude, I don't know what is wrong with me. I am randomly shooting loads in my pants and not able to nut when I hack my wee wee or plow my wife. This ever happen to you?

T-Rex: Nope: You may wan... did you just cum?

Big Cheesy: SEE!!!

T-Rex: You might suffer from overmature ejaculation son.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 17, 2019