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Over the Pearls, Under the Crown

A blowjob focusing solely on the underside shaft of the penis.

Refers to the simple instructions given to queens and princesses on how to hold their hands during waiving to a crowd.
Dave: Missy gave me the best blowjob last night.

Steve: Oh yeah?

Dave: Yeah. She kept me from cumming by going Over the Pearls, Under the Crown.

Steve: Cool.

The over and under carnage 

When your girl has diarrhea and is on her period, she defecates while you are trying to earn your redwings.
While trying to earn my redwings, my girlfriend gave me the over and under carnage.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008