Ew man, someone left such an oswald in the toilet last night, I couldn't get to sleep!
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to be an actor or agent for a government or corporate entity that engages in 'false flag' events that after the fact are sacrificed to ensure the endgame of such events that leave no discernible loose ends and leads to further obliteration of the truth.
see Lee Harvey Oswald.
It is evident to see by the events of the JFK assassination and the subsequent arrest of the alleged gunmen Lee Harvey Oswald that culminated with Jack Ruby murdering Oswald to eliminate any possible connections it is apparent that Lee Harvey was Oswalded by the very forces he worked for.
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The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.
"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3
by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011
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A term referring to someone who uses uncommon vocabulary to fool others or disguise the fact that he/she is not really saying anything.

"Oswald" derives from the character 'Oswald Bates' of sketch comedy show In Living Color. "Ergo" meaning 'therefore' references the speaking style often used by the character.
After listening to Michael Eric Dyson speak, one might say "This guy must think we're stupid. Ergo oswald."
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A term referring to someone who uses uncommon vocabulary to fool others or disguise the fact that he/she is not really saying anything.

"Oswald" derives from the character 'Oswald Bates' of sketch comedy show In Living Color. "Ergo" meaning 'therefore' references the speaking style often used by the character.
After listening to Michael Eric Dyson speak, one might say "This guy must think we're stupid. Ergo oswald."
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A Batman villain existing in the dc comic universe also known as the penguin. In the tv show ‘Gotham’ he is portrayed by the funny, sweet, talented and handsome actor Robin Lord Taylor.
Ed: “where’s my husband Oswald Cobblepot?”
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the name of the character 'the penguin'in tim burton's 1992 batman film, BATMAN RETURNS
THE PENGUIN: a penguin is a bird that cannot fly! I am a man! I have a name! Oswald Cobblepot!
by XrumorX April 22, 2009
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