one eyed snake

Poisonus snake that when aroused spits out a venumous white fluid.

He has a dangerous one eyed snake

by Kiss my ass May 9, 2003

one eyed parrot

putting your wang on ones shoulder

while she was using the computer, I came up behind and gave her the one eyed parrot.

by Wanker Willy July 4, 2006

One-Eyed Carlos

A One-Eyed Carlos is when you’re lying face-down, getting a massage, and the masseuse squats down and takes a hefty green poop on your back.

“I was over at the massage parlor and the masseuse totally gave my mom a One-Eyed Carlos.”

by JillianBakeree July 6, 2018

One-eyed nobber

A one-eyed nobber is someone who is a complete doofus and has usually done something stupid.

As if you just walked into that wall you one-eyed nobber!

by Soapster321 June 6, 2021

one-eyed willy

A mans penis.

"He pulled out his one-eyed willy and used it on his girlfriend."

by the boss-86001 December 18, 2016

one eyed anaconda

The male sex organ
Or an anaconda with one eye

My one eyed anaconda hurts because i've been playing with it too much.

by The Butt Pirate August 30, 2003

one eyed dog

A spotlight used for poaching animals, esp deer. The reference is to instead of using dogs to chase the animal in question, you "spotlight" it, and it freezes, long enough for you to shoot it, usually from your car.

"Waitin in the front yard sittin on a log, single shot rifle and a one eyed dog, yonder come my kinfolk in the moonlight, Lousiana Saturday night." -from the Mel Mcdaniels song "Louisiana Saturday Night."

by Joe VII March 28, 2010