one eyed weasel

a penis, other wise known as a one eyed willie,trouser snake,and or anaconda

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by kilakila...A.K.A. The Candy Man July 24, 2006

Bop the one-eyed weasel

Verb: To Masturbate.

I just bopped the one-eyed weasel on your pillow last night.

'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?

Oh, nothing.

by soggy waffle December 17, 2009

one eyed wonder weasel

a penis... see fo shizzle my nizzle

dude your one eyed wonder weasel is crawling up my pants

by Anonymous March 1, 2003

One-eyed Flesh Weasel

The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.

Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel

Man 2- No way let me see

Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited

Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT

Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited

Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......

Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky

Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell

by chef suckmyballs February 25, 2010

One Eyed Wonder Weasel

n- the penis

Jack's small one eyed woder weasel smells of ass.

by The WERM January 25, 2004

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...

by royceda20 May 3, 2009

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017