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One Clap Tapper 

A female that can't take dick. Hence the term. She takes one clap then taps out.
Nigga 1: Aye nigga I heard you fucked around with Tasha

Nigga 2: Yeah but she was a one clap tapper bro I didn't even get to nut!
One Clap Tapper by Jedi378 March 9, 2016

One Clap Two Clap You Clapped 

One Clap Two Clap You Clapped was a cut quest in the hit game Fallout New Vegas. The quest was given by Clapios Primo and had you kill 3 prostitutes but not much is known about this quest. In addition, Clapios Primo was cut early on in development so many voice line revolving around this quest were cut as well.
You: Have you heard anything about the quest One Clap Two Clap You Clapped?
Friend: All I know is that it’s a cut quest.
Clapios Primo: Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

One Hand Clap 

The sound the hand makes as it slaps the folds of the labia and whacks the clitoris.
Man, I was so horny last night, I resorted to the one hand clap!

one hand clapping 

A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.
Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"

Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)

one hand clapping 

The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand closing quickly.
The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?
one hand clapping by fred ressler August 20, 2007

One hand clapping 

Fundamental lore of Zen Buddhism; know as the Kōan traditional. In the west formally termed onanism or colloquially: ‘throttling the purple headed yogurt slinger’. This is the sound of skin slamming skin as “mediation” reaches the point of enlightenment.
“Ekaku what are you doing in the bathroom”

“Nothing”

“If you’re doing nothing, why can half the building hear the sound of one hand clapping? I swear if you’ve ruined another one of my Grattan catalogues with your man milk I promise you this is the last time Madame palmer's five daughters are coming 'round to play.”
One hand clapping by Filthclub July 10, 2010