okin

Verb. Literally means to promise to see someone and then back out at the last minute. Also can refer to the process of accepting many offers to spend time with someone only to forgo all offers and spend time alone.

I was so ready to hang out with him last night, then he okined me! That asshole!

OR

I was going to call her to hang out, but her friend told me she was planning on okining me, so I decided to say 'Fuck off' and grab a smoothie.

by purposeful victor June 14, 2007

okin'

Verb: Transitive. To smoke a marijuana cigarette, or "joint". May have been peculiar to a small region in the San Jose, California area during the 1970's.

"I'm okin' a pooter".

by scritch December 10, 2007

Becky "Tyra" Okin

she's a roofie user. she renders people unconsious so she can score some. she lacks a chromosome and sleeps next to raccoon. this girl has rapies. beware. but, she's tyra banks in disguise. so be careful or she'll ruin your whole fucking career.

a: so i heard becky "tyra" okin was at that party last night.
b: oh yah, she was using roofies on that one chick !
a: oh really ?
b: yah, she's pressing charges on becky.
a: oh damn, not smart.

b: why ?
a: don't you know ?
b: about what ?
a: becky's really tyra banks.
b: ohhhh fuck. that chick's career is ruined.
a: yup. werd to yur mothahh.

by becky's number one fan. September 1, 2009

Okinawa

An island south of Japan and east of China filled with centenarian elders and American military bases. The people living there are known as the Okinawans, who are culturally distinct from the Japanese. They are also the same people who gave us Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid, so thank them for that I guess?

It’s often seen as the Asian version of Hawaii, but don’t be fooled because Okinawans drive on the left whereas Hawaii people drive on the right.

Also, did you know that the original name for Okinawa is “Uchinaa”? I hope you didn’t because that’s the most random fact ever and knowing it reveals that you either have no life or you’re super bored from being in quarantine.

by kmgk June 27, 2020

Okinawa Sunburn

Bloody cum shot

A man cums on a woman's face, but it's not cum, it's blood...

Okinawa Sunburn

by CookieBagels June 22, 2013

Okinawa-Soba

Too drunk to drive home but sober enough to call a daiko.

"I may be drunk by your standards but I'm Okinawa-Soba.

by The Goya May 6, 2019

Okinawa Drop

A sexual act involving two partners (male and/or female), in which an extra, tiny Japanese man is added to the mix. One partner lays on a flat surface while the other grabs the tiny Japanese man by the ankles, and slams him repeatedly onto the other partner, much like laying out a blanket for a picnic.

Sally said she wasn't getting enough excitement in her love life, so I called up my buddy, Ken, and we gave her the old Okinawa Drop.

by Bip Bip Daniels July 19, 2010