It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023
by superplush January 9, 2018
A beautiful mythological creature. Ogres are very fit as well as very handsome and very outgoing. Ogres tend to be outrageous creatures.
Ogre being ugly or self fish are only rumors so nothing to worry about. Ogres are actually very smart and intellectual.
Ogre being ugly or self fish are only rumors so nothing to worry about. Ogres are actually very smart and intellectual.
by THE ONLY DRUG DEALER September 24, 2021
The term “OGRE” describes any aesthetic trait in its most uncomfortable and brutal form. The adjective “OGRESQUE” can be referred to anyone/anything that’s so out of place to become an expression of uniqueness.
“That guy got scars all over his face. Oh my god so OGRE”
“Why you like only movies and games with blood and violence everywhere?
You’re OGRESQUE”
“Today I met a stray cat. He was staring at me and had a missing eye. That was very OGRE.”
“This all black cozy outfit is so much better than the skinny jeans and varsity jackets fits that I wore for the last five years. I feel OGRESQUE”
“Why you like only movies and games with blood and violence everywhere?
You’re OGRESQUE”
“Today I met a stray cat. He was staring at me and had a missing eye. That was very OGRE.”
“This all black cozy outfit is so much better than the skinny jeans and varsity jackets fits that I wore for the last five years. I feel OGRESQUE”
A mythical being often worshipped by people with a an inconceivable need to "have his back doors smashed in" by a large ogre schlong. There are many ogres roaming our lands and pleasuring all sorts of unsuspecting Labour supporters. Ogres appear green but you are only seeing the outside layer for ogres have many layers and all need to be treated with equal respect. The Deity among ogres is Shrek, Shrek has so much power he can smash several back doors in at once. I personally worship Shrek as an Idol and as a Father... a Daddy if you will...
by Big Smoke 420 June 26, 2017
by dinoDonga September 28, 2021