Jenny, do you know who's kids just broke all the vases in aisle 4?
Yeah, they're just my offlings. Sometimes I'm glad they're not mine.
Yeah, they're just my offlings. Sometimes I'm glad they're not mine.
by elzbeththeaunt July 21, 2010
by Tarter is real January 9, 2018
You put a tennis racket over someones face and shit on it then. press it into their face causes the waffle like image.
no example needed, enough said
by Dick Tucker February 14, 2005
A game in which the aim is to guess whether your opponent has pulled a bit of scrotal sack or foreskin through a small hole in their pyjama trousers. Your opponent has to say "Offle Jim Jam, Cock or Ball?" before you may answer.
Female can play however, "Cock or Ball" would be replaced with the female equivalent.
Female can play however, "Cock or Ball" would be replaced with the female equivalent.
Beau: Hey man! Wanna play some Offle Jim Jam? It's christmas, we can get the whole family involved!
Nat: No thanks man, I know how you fancy your cousin...
Nat: No thanks man, I know how you fancy your cousin...
by Rawrshack November 28, 2010