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Lights Off Baby 

A baby, one of whom's parents is so ugly, which required conception to occur in a darkened room.
Good god, check out that woman at the swingset with her Lights Off Baby.
Lights Off Baby by tetrameth June 20, 2010

Jerk-Off Baby

When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
“I successfully impregnated my wife with a jerk-off baby”
Jerk-Off Baby by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019

party the baby off 

Fred: "What do you want to do tonight?"
Drew: "Party the baby off man"
party the baby off by DrewDawg January 20, 2006

cut the boots off the baby 

to have fun, get wild, or hang loose.
"Are yall ready to get fucked up?"
"Man we finna cut the boots off the baby."

Off the grid crack baby 

Popular term used in parts of Illinois and other mid western areas that Explains a crack baby usually born in a trailer or other mobile dwelling that’s not registered at a hospital or by medical staff.
So there was an off the grid crack baby found in a trailer and someone is wanting to adopt it.

off the grid crack baby 

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”
Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”