Lights Off Baby

A baby, one of whom's parents is so ugly, which required conception to occur in a darkened room.

Good god, check out that woman at the swingset with her Lights Off Baby.

by tetrameth June 19, 2010

Jerk-Off Baby

When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.

“I successfully impregnated my wife with a jerk-off baby”

by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019

party the baby off

party hard and long and crazy

Fred: "What do you want to do tonight?"
Drew: "Party the baby off man"

by DrewDawg January 20, 2006

cut the boots off the baby

to have fun, get wild, or hang loose.

"Are yall ready to get fucked up?"
"Man we finna cut the boots off the baby."

by skankhunt32 December 03, 2016

Off Baby

used as a negative exclamation

Billiam: "I broke my leg last night"
Bicheal: "thats off baby, man"

by Querpp November 26, 2019