october 24th

national lowkey kinda a thicccyyy but kinda looks like a pot head awareness day aka thiccccc daddy day.

OMG your birthday is on October 24th?!? That’s thiccccc daddy day!!

by Tiffany Green💚 October 18, 2019

october 24th

A day on which all trombone players are celebrated. Drinking is mandatory, as is dancing in the street. Trumpet players can also be celebrated.

Ryan celebrated October 24th right by playing his trombone all day and drinking all night.

by SamIAm92 October 12, 2010

October 24th

international SHUT THE FUCK UP day. all types of annoying people should stfu so we can have a day in peace.

"its October 24th"
"so..?"
"stop talking"

by sadraisins October 22, 2019

October 24th

National hit a vsco girl day, this is the day you can hit a vsco girl without getting in trouble (obviously they can’t hit you back) make sure to shove a straw up their ass and sksksk another straw down their throat

...vsco girls better beware of October 24th

by DumbStupidSingleDeppressingGur October 22, 2019

October 24th

October 24th is national slap a football player day, find your closest football player and slap them right across the face

person 1: hey what day is it again?
Football player: October 24th I think.
Person 1: perfect *slap*

by OneSinglePantLeg October 22, 2019

October 24th

national throw your shortest best friend day

hey buddy do you know what day it is, it’s October 24th

oh god please no

by thicc daddy 101 October 24, 2019

October 24th

Either the best day or the worst day of your life. 1) YOU MIGHT GET ASKED OUT BY YOUR CRUSH 2) YOU MIGHT DIE BECAUSE YOUR CRUSH IS A MURDERER

Man October 24th has got to be the best/worst day of my life. Like, I might die. Or, I’ll receive the best news ever!

by urmomrockz October 16, 2019