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One who hates anyone who appears to be obese or weigh above their specified weight class for their height.
Fat guy #1: You see that skinny mutha fucka over there? That guy is an obesist. He doesn't take kindly to our kind.
Fat Guy #2: That BASTARD!
Obesist by itsthompzilla March 26, 2008
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prejudice against fat people
For instance, mistaking a fat person for one of your fat friends for the sole reason of them being fat. Bro that’s obesist
obesist by dylan.frazier1037 July 7, 2019
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Being hurtfull or discriminatory to an obese person. Also only other fat people can tell other fat people that they are obese or chubby, just like black people being racist to other black people
John: Dude, fred just called you a tub-of-lard!
Michael: No man it's cool, he's fat like me, it wasn't obesist!
obesist by fluffy83 June 29, 2011

obesitron 

Someone so fat, it's like they're a superhero whose super power is to be ridiculously fat.
Don't look now, but there's an obesitron behind you.
obesitron by Madfwef March 22, 2011

childhood obesity 

When you're 18 and under and fat as shit
childhood obesity by Ur_dad March 29, 2016

Obesiate 

To be made obese. To eat so much and purposly become fat. To sit around and get high and play Xbox all day.
He does nothing but sit around and obesiate himself in front of the television all day.
Obesiate by Sir Holmes March 9, 2009

fat nigga obesity 

This is where you eat 25 percent more friend chicken and drink 75 percent more purple koolaid than you need. You will then get diabetes and then you will become obese and be 600-700 pounds and will be on CNN in less than days.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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