A suburb directly west of Chicago. Half the bungalows are occupied by lesbians with two kids from sperm donation, the other annoyingly normal families. The apartments on Washington Street are all occupied by no-dad black families with teens that cross over to the neighboring Austin ghetto to get pot and bootleg copies of "Twilight"
I live in Oak Park.
by Rowdy_801 January 23, 2009
A suburb of Detroit, MI. It's a small city that is majority black, but has a very arge population of Orthodox Jews.
"Hey, where you from?"
"I'm from Oak Park..."
"Where the hell is that?"
"It's right outside of Detroit"
"OK, I got you"
"I'm from Oak Park..."
"Where the hell is that?"
"It's right outside of Detroit"
"OK, I got you"
by Nelly Nell June 11, 2008
A neighborhood referred to as murdermids where you can find any sort of crime borders South sac but is a hop skip and jump midtown downtown valley hi or west sac what was once a nice place is now a run down hub for street activities and festivities bladdadah
Fuck STRARS it's OPB we be FAB and ZILLAS it's SHOOTAGANG out here in oak Park but ESPS are gud out here fuck triggamob 29th Street Crip gardenbloc crips and wackass heights nigga watch out for the yunglyfe
by Sg lilnick January 1, 2019
an orgy involving 3 or more participants, one of which must be either a donkey or a platypus. the oak park orgy (or OPO) must also include the action of performing the niebergall.
by oakparkorgy November 5, 2009
You wanna go to Oak Park and ball?
by Made In Akron April 7, 2005
The most hipster and pretentious suburb ever. Actually, it shouldn't be called a suburb because no one has a car and every thing is reachable by bike or train or bus (or walking). Oak Park has a reputation as being super liberal and full of hipsters who had kids and moved out of Bucktown. The only grocery stores are whole foods and trader joe's, but most people go to the farmer's market anyway. The public schools are great, but they are infamous for breeding hippie kids who look down on kids from real suburbs as being "uncultured." Oak Park is also the Chicago version of Park Slope.
"I tried going to Oak Park, IL, but was kicked out because of my distaste for kale, lack of culture, and Mitt Romney bumper sticker."
"Good! We can't have close minded conservatives corrupting our children. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a peace vigil to go to."
"Good! We can't have close minded conservatives corrupting our children. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a peace vigil to go to."
by whatsupUD June 26, 2015
A place where residents pride themselves on their "tolerance" of everyone. Filled with many pseudo-hippies, Oak Park people are a pain in the ass to deal with. Oak Park pastimes include: pretending to be original, being elitists, hugging trees, incorrectly thinking they can change the world by holding peace vigils (yes, they actually hold peace vigils),pretending to like folk music, pretending to be political scientists, and being condescending assholes to all those who don't share in their communist beliefs. In short, if I had to live in Oak Park, I would take a gun, put it to my head, and pull the trigger.
Bob: I'm looking to move to a town where I can totally, you know, be very, you know in tune with myself, and be with my very deep thoughts, and be with others who have very deep thoughts, you know, a place where i can, you know, not apologize for being so deep and ethereal, you know, better than everyone because, like i'm so educated, i took an oil painting class once and read an article on climate change.
Jim: move to Oak Park, Illinois you fucking asshole.
Jim: move to Oak Park, Illinois you fucking asshole.
by veryfuckingobservant January 8, 2010