Oak Park, IL 

The most hipster and pretentious suburb ever. Actually, it shouldn't be called a suburb because no one has a car and every thing is reachable by bike or train or bus (or walking). Oak Park has a reputation as being super liberal and full of hipsters who had kids and moved out of Bucktown. The only grocery stores are whole foods and trader joe's, but most people go to the farmer's market anyway. The public schools are great, but they are infamous for breeding hippie kids who look down on kids from real suburbs as being "uncultured." Oak Park is also the Chicago version of Park Slope.

"I tried going to Oak Park, IL, but was kicked out because of my distaste for kale, lack of culture, and Mitt Romney bumper sticker."
"Good! We can't have close minded conservatives corrupting our children. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a peace vigil to go to."

Oak Park, IL by whatsupUD July 6, 2015

Oak Park, Illinois 

A place where residents pride themselves on their "tolerance" of everyone. Filled with many pseudo-hippies, Oak Park people are a pain in the ass to deal with. Oak Park pastimes include: pretending to be original, being elitists, hugging trees, incorrectly thinking they can change the world by holding peace vigils (yes, they actually hold peace vigils),pretending to like folk music, pretending to be political scientists, and being condescending assholes to all those who don't share in their communist beliefs. In short, if I had to live in Oak Park, I would take a gun, put it to my head, and pull the trigger.

Bob: I'm looking to move to a town where I can totally, you know, be very, you know in tune with myself, and be with my very deep thoughts, and be with others who have very deep thoughts, you know, a place where i can, you know, not apologize for being so deep and ethereal, you know, better than everyone because, like i'm so educated, i took an oil painting class once and read an article on climate change.

Jim: move to Oak Park, Illinois you fucking asshole.

Oak Park, Illinois by veryfuckingobservant January 7, 2010