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Nut Puncher

Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).
Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.
by mortalesteban May 19, 2010
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leather cludded do-nut puncher

gay man; leather cludded, gays like to dress in leather

do-nut puncher A)he fists people

B)they hate viginas (pussys)
ere m8 are you a leather cludded do-nut puncher

no im bi

lol
by calan123 April 27, 2010
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nutmuncher

This is a word describing someone who kisses up to girls/ tries to gain their attention hoping they'll get lucky.
Why it is "nutmuncher" instead of "vaginamuncher" I have no idea. It's just the way things are.
"Dude, Tom is such a nutmuncher."

"Yeah, for real."
by Dan.T January 11, 2007
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nutpuncher

A child between the ages of toddler and preschooler. The age where children lunge around the room craching into things and catching themselves with their fists.
I can barely breathe, that little nutpuncher got me good.
by Kirkules February 6, 2008
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