Left King-Nut

The left nut(OF A KING ONLY!!!!). Dangles from the pubis as an essential part of the genitalia. Typically larger and hanging lower than the right nut. The dominant testicle.
Billy: Those niggers can suck on my left King-nut, they can't fuck with me.

Allen: Your majesty.. I-....
by Gag on my poop nut October 17, 2019
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Nut King

The King of all Nuts (and Bolts)
"Dude, did you call the Nut King yet?"
"He will give us a good time."
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