by Malex22 December 24, 2009
by Rayyyyyrayyyyy March 21, 2022
Person 1: I'm so big, even Magnum XLs feel tight. They're roomy around the shaft, but they just don't fit around my balls.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You're giving yourself a fucking condom nut-hug, you jackass.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You're giving yourself a fucking condom nut-hug, you jackass.
by The Bod January 19, 2009
by Bigrid5oh November 14, 2019
Bill: "What happened to you with Stacy last night?"
Ted: "Well, I got drunk and Stacy wanted to get freaky so she gave me a nut v-hug."
Ted: "Well, I got drunk and Stacy wanted to get freaky so she gave me a nut v-hug."
by lavendermalice August 03, 2011