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noticeable penis line 

A Noticeable Penis Line is the outline of a guys penis in pants (especially gray Sweatpants). The Noticeable Penis Line is usually there when a guy isn't erect and indicates weather or not he'd be good in bed. Also referred to as a NPL or Perpindickular Peen Scene.
Person 1: hey did you see Chad's NPL?

Person 2: his what?

Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.

Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants

Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
noticeable penis line by Snowky96 January 10, 2023
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2 WEEK NOTICEABLE

When a person puts in their 2 week notice at a job and suddenly becomes extremely unproductive. For obvious reasons of course.
Ever since George put in his 2 week notice he has done basically nothing in an 8 hour shift. He's such a 2 week noticeable.... I admire him.
2 WEEK NOTICEABLE by Hogus June 10, 2010

Noticeably F.A.T. 

The fat beatboxing D.J. from Fry's past. Wears a red jump suit and LL Cool J style hat. Parody of Notorious B.I.G.
Noticeably F.A.T., drop us a beat!

noticeabilitiness 

how noticable something is
"Mike, that English paper lacks noticeabilitiness"

noticeabilitiness 

how noticable something is
"Mike, that English paper lacks noticeabilitiness"

notchable 

This would come from the saying he/she was a "notch on the bedpost" meaning they were worthy of remembering.
I'm not sure if shes a 10, but shes notchable. 10 hot
notchable by sharibrat March 15, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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