not kosh

contraction of "not kosher" (synonymous with weak, not cool, and lame)

"Not Kosh" means that whatever it is being said of is simply not alright, or acceptable.

"i gotta confession to make, man. i got knocked out, and next thing i know, i'm waking up.. in bed.. naked.. being spooned Ogarth, that hairy viking warrior from the past."

"oh, bummer dude! your ass feel alright?"

"fuck no! feels like i've had a tree trunk up in me!"

"damn, dude."

"but.. you know.. i kind of.. like it."

" ...Not kosh, dude. Not even kosh."

by teensies September 3, 2005

not kosher

The phrase used when someone does something that most people don't agree with; socially unacceptable; politically incorrect.

This phrase cannot be used in reference to dill pickles, because I'm pretty sure those are always kosher.

Jack: John, are you stealing those little kids' lunch money again? You're like 40 man you need to stop that.

John: (Looks down at his feet with shame)

Jack: Not kosher man, not kosher at all

by Andy Hesterman January 10, 2008

That's Not Kosher

A phrase, interchangeable with 'that's pork', normally used in reaction to unpleasant conversation.

#1: Man, I just took the most epic shite of my life, it proper stunk up the place.

#2: Jesus dude, that's not kosher.

by Tiggerback June 20, 2010

not kosher

The noble founder of ontd_anas

Not Kosher: Don't forget to douche!
Aurosan: Douching is bad for you!

by notkoshersbigfan January 8, 2008