Normal is nonexistant. It's known as a metaphor for non-existance. Such as "David's euphoria was normal" or "Sally's virginity was normal". People often use normal. It is widely considered that George Bush is normal.

The original source of normalness is widely questioned, as normal is still trying to find his biological parents. Normal was adopted after being orphaned by existance. Then Dick Cheney joined the normal team and imploded. Now the impaling has started on people against normal. Normal is running in a political election against Michael Jackson and is hoping to rule the world. His plans on keeping world peace is to "Normalize everyone".

Once normalization is complete, normal can sit back and watch the tides. Nobody yet understands Normal's artistically inclined self, yet he is known to be written in normal poetry from normal emo kids. These emo kids have normally good poetry, and anyones willingness to read it is normal.
by kodiac1 July 08, 2006
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the worst word on the face of the earth. used to discriminate and attack those who are unique in their own way, this word is even worse than the word " fuck". it was brought on by this cruel society to destroy people inside as well as out. and for those who strive to be normal, you're waisting their time. JUST BE YOURSELF. "NORMAL" IS A FUCKTARDED WORD!!!!!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD BE CRUCIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! and besides, a normal person is boring anyway. i'm not going to apologize for cursing. that's just the way i feel about this issue.
i don't like people who aren't normal. so i'm gonna make those who aren't normal feel bad to make myself feel good.
by arch2293488 January 13, 2011
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What everybody actually is underneath all the bullshit. The idea that normal is a bad thing is introduced into the minds of the young and impressionable to fuck them up by people who get off on ruining peoples lives and cashing in on it. Normal is healthy and sane.
Arseclown: 'You're so normal lolz'

Normal Guy: 'Eat shit and die like everybody else'
by boringnormalguy December 06, 2012
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Normal is usually used by the general society to generalise the things they do everyday. Watching TV, for example, is considered normal. Except, that is isn't the case. Who is exactly, normal? Normal was made by people who think that everyone else that act much differently to them are not-normal. You see, Normal is Relative. To explain, Bronies are typically perceived by society as fat losers who share an unhealthy obsession to a cartoon made for little girls. They, however, see themselves as completely normal human beings who share a love for a television program.

A lot of things generally perceived as Normal by society's standards are horribly dangerous. Like sitting. Sitting is an extremely dangerous thing to do that will destroy your long-term life span and yet billions of us do it every single fucking day. Snorting cocaine is considered normal among models but not among "Normal" people. Drinking coffee is considered "Normal" among Americans but not among Turks. Running 25 kilometers every morning is considered "Normal" among athelets but not among lazy people.

The point is...
Normal is Relative
by MehShotgun February 23, 2015
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Normal is something that no individual truly is.
Normal is nothing more than a setting on a washing machine.
Guy 1 - "Dude, did you see that girl? She's so normal."
Guy 2 - "Dude, no one can be normal. It's not physically possible."
by don't.mess.with.me April 30, 2015
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